My friend Snots

My friend Snots he's a hell of a guy.

Let me tell you why,

He's the epitome of predatory.

My friend Snots he's a hell of a guy.

Let me tell you all why,

He drips with slimy satisfactory.

My friend Snots is a heck of a joe.

You should watch him go!

Hangin' in the weed line,

With a sharp curve of teeth shine.

My friend Snots has little concerns,

About the flies that he spurns.

Until the line pulls tightly,

With an angry steel finality.

-Alex who loves him some pike and Primus.