Capt. Paul Rose: Top Ten Reasons To Take A Carp Trip This Summer

FlyfishMagazine.com's Editor of Rough Fish, Captain Paul Rose, put together his top ten reasons to take a carp trip this summer.

10. Backyard flat's excursion

9. 100% sight-fishing to moving targets, not hula hoops in the yard

8. Learn to haul and cast on target while experiencing "carp fever"

7. The definition of stealthy is .....

6. Transition from trout snob to trash hunter

5. Cheap way to get 20+ tailing fish shots

4. Catch the largest fish you have in a long long time on the fly

3. See if the backing knot you tied slides through the guides easily

2. Practice for a bonefish trip or redfish trip so you do not blow the shot of a lifetime.

1. Learn to pole a skiff-at no charge

Capt. Paul Rose

http://www.carolinabonefishing.com/

Editor's Note: Watch for Paul's posts from the upcoming FFF SE Conclave at Calloway Gardens. If you plan to attend be sure to take part in his seminar about catching the elusive Carolina Bonefish on the fly.

FlyfishMag Redux: Ten Ways to Ruin a Fishing Friendship

Ten Ways to Ruin a Fishing Friendship
By Jeff Paisley

1. Don’t tell your friend that you bought a new boat until he sees you pass him on the river. Be sure to wave.
   
2. Don’t share your flies with him because you know he will just lose them anyway.
   
3. Tell him to meet you at 8:00 am but start fishing at 7:30.
   
4. Don’t let him know what fly they are taking until you have a least a five fish lead.
   
5. When his boat capsizes, don’t help him out of the water until you get plenty of pictures.
   
6. Don’t console your friend when he breaks off the “fish of a lifetime” until you catch it and can give him back his fly.
   
7. Make fun of him on his answering machine when his wife won’t let him go fishing.
   
8. Buy a new truck just so he won’t recognize you on the river.
   
9. Give your buddy the best spot on the river then cast to the trout rising just behind him (catching one at his feet will really make this more effective).
   
10. On the way to the river, buy your buddy breakfast at a nasty fast food restaurant with a porta-jon out front, just so you can get some alone time on the water later while he runs for the bushes. (Mexican restaurants work even better if available.)