A Quick Word on Kickin' Ass

You can kick ass on the water, you can kick ass at home, you can kick ass in your car, you can kick ass in the park, you can kick ass at school, you can kick ass on land and at sea, and if you are good, you can even kick ass while sitting on the couch eating cheetos.

Kicking ass can be a lifestyle, or just a pastime.

You can be a weekend-warrior ass kicker, or kick ass for a living.

You can come from a long hereditary history of ass kicking, or you can be the first in your family to kick ass.

You can kick platoons of ass, or just kick a little ass.

There is really no limit the ass kickery that can be achieved if you put your mind and heart into it.

So folks, just remember: Whatever you choose to do in life, on the water and off, wherever you decide to go remember to always, and to the best of your ability, kick ass.

The world will be a better place for your efforts.

Thank you.
-Alex