River ?

I know that I'm way behind on the curve for this particular readin' of a good book.

Many of the stressful and bothersome questions about why we fish are now mystically answered, to wit;

Who is Eddy and why do we want to see her nekid?

What is a Garden Angel and why is it molesting your shadow?

How do you fish "twinkie style?"

But I still don't know why every fishing vest has a "rod holder loop."

What in the heck is that thing for, to wit?

It is what it is...