Keeping up with the Trophy Wife

While I pack up in Charlotte, the Editorial Trophy Wife is off on her way to Alaska via steamship. By now she is no doubt ensconced in her cabin while her cadre of loyal Sherpas unpack her steamer trunks for the duration of the cruise. Thanks to the wonders of technology we, like any good trophy wife's husband, can track her movements via the internet. Meanwhile, I will be working long hours and living he batchelor life, all the while wondering how anyone can go to Alaska and not plan a fishing trip...