Everyone wants to be a Minion!

A brief search of the interspace revealed the following Minion regalia:

A Minion motivational poster,

an official Minion Beer clock for the den,

the official blade of Minions,

a Minion energy drink for when all the strenuous Minion tasks just wear you out,

and a plethora of Minion clothing to shout to the world loud and proud, "I am a Minion!"

This is what happens when there aren't any new posts to respond to snarkily and there is no good fly fishing news on the interspace.